Hey Jabronis! You ever want a derivative piece of Frank Reynolds for your drinks? Well, now you can, but not just any Frank – the one and only Ongo Gablogian. That's right, I've just started blasting my laser onto slate coasters with one of those fancy lasers. Think of it as a modern masterpiece for your dive bar or your fancy apartment. Buy it, put your favorite drinks on it, love it. And if anyone asks about them? Tell 'em the Warthog sent ya!